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Uncle George spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small
talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
"Carmen," she replied.
That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you,your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his
eyes. "What's your name?"
"Beerscrew"
