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Marty
wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water
on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it's in perfect order, spotless,
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is
on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there IS a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened
last night?"
His son says, "Well Dad, you came home after
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, with
breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing “PRICELESS"
