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  Jokes & Humor

Sometimes Laughter is the Best Medicine  

Often times it is real easy to get caught up in the pain and insanity of our addiction. Even in recovery we can lose sight of laughter and joy. Being able to laugh at ourselves and our disease can help us gain perspective and relieve tension.

Below is a listing of many of the "alcoholic" and "addict" jokes I have been told over the years. Also included are some true stories that have been shared with me. Please understand that some of what you may read here may be slightly off color.

None of the jokes or stories presented here are intended to offend, be discriminatory, or just plain filthy. They are provided simply to get you laughing at yourself and this disease we call addiction. Also, please
understand that for some people, reading these jokes may not bring laughter, but difficult memories from the past. These are intended only for addicts and alcoholics who need to laugh out loud at themselves
and their disease. Just click on the links below to get the jokes and stories.

If you have a good joke to share, please email me at John@recoverylane.com

 

Late Stages The Game
Three Bottles of Beer False Representation
No Facilities Hot Wheels
Cleaning Up Alcohol Warning
A Dying Man's Wish X-Rated
A Fable Quickies  
First Aid Double Trouble
Family Rules Warning Signs
Free Beer Senility Prayer
The Promises ??? What's in a Name
Road Test Super Drunk
Improved Sight Stroke of Luck
Get the Point Why Women
Stoned Sleep The Sixties
Hooked Self Image
My Rights Idiot Proof
The Christmas Party Sad, but true!
Conversion Experience What a difference 30 years makes  
The Patch   Spiritual Notice  
Ten Days   Why men aren't secretaries  
Genetics   The Lemon
Glazed and Confused   Slowing Down  
Drunk Sermon Car Thief  
The Drinker's Alphabet No More Enabling  
Ode to Alcohol   Decreased Tolerance  
Smooth Operator   Tongue Tied  
A Moral Dilemma   Bumper Sticker's for Addicts  
Hooked on Crack   Barbiturate??  
Priceless  
Check out this link for more recovery humor

The first thing Jones sees after awakening from a blackout.

www.recoveryjonescartoons.com


Author: John W. Stiemke
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Revised: December 13, 2000. 

 

 

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