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Car Thief

A drunk calls 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He is outraged as he explains his situation to the dispatcher: 

"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" he screams.

The dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard the call," he says. "He got in the back seat by mistake."