There was a bear that walked into a bar in Billings , Montana and slammed his paw on the bar and demanded, “I want a beer.”
The bartender looked the bear squarely in the eye and said, “ I’m sorry but we don’t serve beer to bears in Billings .”
The bear growled angrily and again demanded a beer.
The bartender again stated, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in Billings .”
The bear roared and said, “If you don’t give me a beer I am going to eat that woman at the end of the bar.”
In frustration the bartender again stated, “We do not serve beer to belligerent bear5s in Billings .”
The bear then got up and went to the end of the bar and ate the woman. After he was done he again demanded a beer.
The bartender stated clearly again, “WE DO NOT SERVE BEER TO BELLIGERENT BEARS IN BILLINGS ON DRUGS.”
The bear said, “I’m not on drugs.”
The bartender said, “You are now. That was a bar-bitch-u-ate.”